Cali Swag

Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.

Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.

Oh my god, he has Cali Swag! RUN AWAY!!!

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