Trampolineologist

A person with an immense knowledge of the construction and fundamentals of trampolines. Someone who classifies as a trampolineologist knows the trampoline inside and out, how they work, how to set them up and how to achieve the highest height obtainable when bouncing.

Bethany: Wow, that guy surely knows how to set up a trampoline!
Meredith: Yes, Bethany, he does. Some say he is a trampolineologist.

Nutmare

a synonym to the widely known disastrous moist wet dream. usually had in a sensual dream or during the infamous no nut november.

karen: “omg brittany did you hear?”
brittany: “no, what?”
karen: “brad totally had a nutmare last night!”
brittany: “that means his frosting factory is open for business!”
karen: “splendid.”

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