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A beautiful, peace loving nation that is populated by the largest group of sissy faggots on earth. The only country that even comes close to them is Cuba.
Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs.
The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc.
Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world.
They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.
Bob: Hey what is that country that is made up of a bunch of gay-homosexuals?
Dave: Canada.
Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of homosexuals cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner.
Dave: I don't know.
Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob.
Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer.
They suck BALLZ!!!
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When you give soft hipster dudes a red belly then shit on their chest, in the front yard.
I'm gonna give you a cherry cordial, chipp!!!
Any person or thing (I dont want to offend by species labeling) that gets offended by fun things like memes, boobies, or giant veins dick pics. It does not refer to Mark Zuckerberg, because he's too super awesome to be a fag!
Mark Zuckerberg is "not" a zuckerfag, and calling him one would be insensitive! ððð
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Delicious food made from cheese and cow. Great for picnics or just a normal meal.
Holy shit Marty sure can eat a fucking cheeseburger. Wow. I mean, that shit is whack, yo. That motherfucker can eat! Look out Hamburglar, Marty will eat your bitch ass too.
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