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1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.
2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.
1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"
Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"
2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."
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A derogatory name used by skaters to describe poser non-skaters.
Man 1 - Did you see what terry did? He turned up, took a selfie with his board and then left the park.
Man 2 - Dude's a Kick flop.
1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!
2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"
Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
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U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)
1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.
Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"
Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"
1. A Ricky is an individual who has agreed to something out of politeness, but then bitches about the very same thing that they agreed to only moments later.
Guy one: "So we were at this guy's party and he agreed to let me turn the music up...only 2 minutes later he was bitching like fuck about it?"
Guy Two: " Yeah man, he sounds like a fucking Ricky."
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