dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

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lekoperkie

Having the wrinkliest nuts.

macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.

"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."

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dragophile

Dragophile: A person who would willingly rape a dragon

dude, you dragophile

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DohShit

1: Response from a male after ripping ass infront of one or more females
2: When one is being sucked into a toilet or bathroom stall

1:Freeman at Pete's house infront of 4 girls: "Hey ladies..." *RRRRiiiippppp" "DOH SHIT!"
2:While Urinating, a stall begins to suck Freeman in: "Ahh... DOHSHIT!"

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baliwood

india's entertainment industry

An Indian movie is made in baliwood.

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boyshorts

forget thongs and g-strings those are slutty and ugly now say hello to BOYSHORTS!!! girl could be 250 pounds and if she has some boyshorts on i would hit it... flat out they that damn fine!

got to love boyshorts

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