Twain Wreck

When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.

'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'

'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'