s on my chest

an insecure asshole who walks around in a superman tee shirt, tattoo, necklace etc. trying to show people he's tough...

I know you're like me, when you see someone walking down the street in a Superman tee shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest. And when they start to bleed go, "I guess not." Don't wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says, "I bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate" and I will not shoot you in the chest plate, Superbleeder. Haha I called him Superbleeder.
-Dane Cook

I think i need a bigger s on my chest.

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