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Anthony Recker

A major league baseball catcher who has the largest ass in all of baseball. His ass is so big it tells him what to do; it even has its own Facebook page and fans. His ass cheeks are so big it’s been commonly reported that he has trouble reaching between them to wipe and needs the help of his teammates.

Guy1 – dude I’ve been working my glutes like crazy at the gym, squatted a new record.
Guy#2 – Nice, you’re so going to get an Anthony Recker.

by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012

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Victor E. Viking

The mascot of Portland State University; home of the Vikings. He is the only “tough” division 1 mascot in the state of Oregon where someone used to think a beaver or a duck was tough.

Victor E. Viking first appeared back in 1946 where the character was simply a student dressed in Viking era clothing on the sideline of Portland State football games. Today, Victor E. Viking is a full featured mascot costume who’s found roaming around the 46 acre campus of Portland State or on the sidelines of Portland State athletic events interacting with fans.

"Victor E. Viking is so badass! He's tough like a Viking linebacker and has a sweet ass beard"

by Jockstrapme January 5, 2012


Portland State Vikings

The largest university in the state Oregon located in the city of Portland. It fields 16 division 1 athletic teams and plays in the Big Sky Conference. Its mascot is the Vikings and is personified by Victor E. Viking.

School colors are forest green (PMS 350) and white

Its major athletic facilities include:

JELD-WEN Field – Home to Viking Football
Peter Stott Center – Home to Viking Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis

Reporter: The Portland State Vikings had an outstanding year winning conference championships in 9 sports. The most of any school in the conference

by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012