The No-J

1. Term for the 'job' (sexual) one receives after countless hours and attempts at flirting with someone you want a J from.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.

1. "Nah dude, no matter how hard I tried all I got was The No-J."

2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."

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Rapturebombing

1. On the day of 'rapture' one takes all unwanted clothes and shoes and lays them out in a "dressed" manner to fool people into thinking they did not ascend.

2. A mixed drink combining holy water and the most religious person in the room's favorite drink.

I began my rapturebombing when I took all my old clothes and shoes and arranged them on the ground in "raptured" positions.

My neighbor saw and started freaking out, screaming he was left behind.