grumpgasm

Receiving intense pleasure from being pessimistic;
An orgasm of grumpiness

Doc had a grumpgasm when the other six Dwarves noticed he wasn't whistling while he worked!

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kitty hard

An extremely sarcastic way of responding when an event or action that isn't difficult at all -- but is made to seem that way by the speaker. A tribute to cats, the ultimate drama queens, who such a hard life that they make a Big Deal when you move them off the clean laundry they've been sleeping on for the last 23.5 hours.

Jerry: And I had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets because the 1500 thread count sheets were dirty!
Tom: Your life is so kitty hard.

Glenda: I can't talk right now, I have to get my nails done, hair done, a massage, AND go shopping for new clothes before I have lunch with Brad Pitt!
Evillene: Your life is so kitty hard.

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splufty

Super-cool, awesome, neato, fantastic, extraordinary, amazing, incredible, exciting, the bomb, the best of the best of the best

Check out my splufty new MP3 player!

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