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(Noun). The act of sprinkling brown sugar on a partnerâs anus, then licking it up for good measure.
Jody gave your mother a Turbinado Rimmer and she was his forever.
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The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.
Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.
The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.
The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.
The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.
Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?
While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.
Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.
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One who watches entire seasons of a tv show in a weekend.
Laura is a binge rat. The girl watched all of season one over the weekend while eating cheese doodles on her fetid couch.