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Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.
Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.
The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.
Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?
The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.
The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.
(Noun). The act of sprinkling brown sugar on a partnerâs anus, then licking it up for good measure.
Jody gave your mother a Turbinado Rimmer and she was his forever.
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The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.
Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.
(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.
He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.
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