Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen

"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."

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Sticky Ribbing

The act upon where a man withdraws his wet penis from the man or woman and proceeds to hit it on their ribs as if they were playing the xylophone.

I gave Ainsley Harriot a good Sticky Ribbing Last nite

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