Brobably

definition:
When you’re talking about one of your homies and/or friends or “bros” and some asks something about them that you aren’t too keen on but you think they do, you say: “Brobably”

Adam Brobably did get high last night

Porntardation

Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.

Jim: Did you see that Brattysis video bro?
Mark: nah bro, that actress had * Porntardation*