Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

Joe bacchus

The guy with this name is just a certified D.I.L.F, who gets major bitches and is the hottest dude in the UK. Everyone’s jealous of his drip cos they all broke bitches who look like sardines + ratio

Damn. Is that joe bacchus? What a STUD!!!