joe: Hey dude, what is bofa?
candice: Bank of America, dumbass
These are the words said by the pilot on the intercom right before takeoff.
"Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff."
"Cabin crew, prepare for landing"
thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit
candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?
you: yep, he bypassed the username
william mcfatley
john f kennedy stone
lyndon burger johnson
fidel casserole
emilio fatinaldo
wafflehouse of cards
hamburg(er), germany
vladimir pudding
the fatman from nagasaki.
If you are scared and nervous at the same time.
Joe: "Are you ready for a test tomorrow?"
Y/N: "I'm so SN right now."
construction worker: "what type of cement should we use?"
construction worker 2: "nagarjuna cement"
construction worker: "oh, i'm dumb, that kind prevnted 9/11. genius!"