Geiner

When a squirrel eats cum out of a taco bowl. It is very difficult and can result in injury to the squirrel. The picture shows the stress of a geiner to a squirrel.

“Have you ever tried doing a geiner?”
“No”
“Good, it’s more difficult than you’d expect”

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Sloppen

When you cum inside of someone’s mouth so forcefully it exits the nostrils.

“Babe can I Sloppen you tonight”
“Fine just this one time”
“Thanks”

Sloppengeiner

Is when you cum in a girls mouth so forcefully that the extra sperm exits through her nose, and then a squirrel must devour the remaing cum out of a taco bowl.

“Hey what did you do yesterday?”
“My girl and I did Sloppengeiner”
“Lucky”

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October 14 2005

This is the day when the best of the best people are born. They are definitely geniuses and probably push themselves to greatness, and will succeed and get there. They are the best at everything and like woman. Only woman, they cannot be gay its impossible. They also have a fat ass.

“Hey when’s your birthday?”
“October 14 2005”

“Wow you must be straight”

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