one-stop poop

the kind of poop where you REALLY got to go, but when you go it's only about one or two poops and you're good for the day

Dave: I really need to take a shit! (goes into bathroom for a minute)
Jon: That was pretty fast!
Dave: Yeah, it was a one-stop poop.

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

hilarious dog puppet from NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brian whose signature line is "for me to poop on!"

Grant: Who were you talking to?
Mark: Some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful...for him to poop on.
Grant: That was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Fuckin sweet dude!

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feces felon

A derogatory yet public appropriate name for a gay dude

God, Bob is such a feces felon!

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