tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.

Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.

Bigger Pigger

Large women, often young and cute but fat. A women who has not missed a meal. You would but you know you shouldn’t. This is next level beyond Big Pig.

Dave and Brennen are taking one for the team. They are going to slay those bigger piggers at the bar.