Noductivity

The act of setting off to be productive and getting nothing done.

Man, that new video game really increased my noductivity.

Google Pause

When it takes someone a minute or so to respond because they are googling the reference you just made

You: One of my favorite actors is Mark Hamil
Friend: ... ... ...
Friend: Oh yeah, from Star Wars.
You: Was that a Google Pause?

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