I Own My Balls

The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.

The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.

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