BTS

Big Truck Syndrome. When an individual (typically of the male variety) drives around in a ginormous truck (typically with a maximum MPG of 6.6) as if he were god of the road. Said driver runs red lights, knowing s/he would only suffer a minor thud (typically with the other car totaled) if an accident were to occur. Seat belt wearing is an anomoly.

Adri: Holy donkey balls! That guy almost caused a major accident.
Tom: Well, seeing how he's driving a Chevy dually 4X4 with 40 inch tires, I'd say he's suffering from an acute case of BTS.

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