made my bones

To earn respect in the Mafia underworld by commiting some sort of crime, usually murder.

Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene, I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.

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Oprah

1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama

I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.

"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah

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tofu

Soybean Protien.
Usually comsumed by hippies, chicks with arm pit hair, health freaks, animal lovers, pain in the ass vegetarians, homos, mimes and loud mouthed celebrities who want to get there fat ugly heads on my TV.

Madonna says I have to eat tofu or baby seals will be slaughtered.

Tofu goes great with veal.

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Pink Floyd

Artists who gave us such incredible pieces of music as Dark Side of the Moon The Wall and Wish you Were Here. No doubt in 200 years Pink Floyd will be studied and revered as Motzart and Beethoven are today.

Get a nickle bag, a #3 from McDonalds, and a Pink Floyd album, and oh what a night you'll have.

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