Mississippi blacksnake

An african-american penis.

Wow...That chick is in search of his mississippi blacksnake.

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eleventy million

more than one;myriad....a lot.

"That guy over there just said he had eleventy million yam bags!"

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toast points

When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.

Whoa, hoooooooo that's not bread....those are toast points!

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toeknob

general half-wit...idiot...moron

"Dubya is a toeknob."

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Dinner Hair

The only permanent resident at Bloodview Haunted House. Now a member in the Legion of Terror.

"Did you see the dinner hair last night? It was amazing!"

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Novocaine Halo

That cool band from Cleveland Ohio.

"Novocaine Halo totally rocks my ass!"

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Doopa Spelunker

One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area.

"My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night...I can't even walk straight."

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