war and peace

1. (n) an epic novel by Leo Tolstoy, first published from 1865 to 1869. Considered to be one of the world's greatest novels.

2. (v) the act of taking a really long time in the bathroom (usually defecating), an amount of time so long, it is exaggerated that the individual could finish such a novel within that time. Originates from the popular habit of reading while defecating.

1. "Dag yo, War and Peace is one of the best books ever!"

2. Person A: "Damn homey, how long were you in the bathroom?"
Person B: "Sorry bro, I had to War and Peace."

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