ondine

the left nipple of an obese man between the ages of 56 and 71.

guy: wanna see my ondine?
girl: ew, man, you are too old.

43👍 54👎

ranalli

a position used in sex between three women. in order to do it, a bowl of ravioli, a magnifying glass, and four mouse traps are needed.

First Woman: hey, wanna get together and have a ranalli party tonight?
Second Woman: sounds hot!

8👍 6👎

liam

a tongue wart that only men over the age of 90 can develop

old geezer: wanna see my liam?
little boy: oh hayl naw!

69👍 195👎