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Temporary alliances in pursuit of mutual goals.
Me and some friends just scored a big money contract. After its done I'm dumping those chumps.
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Friends are for people who don't like being loney.
I like reading and listening to music, I don't need any friends.
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Since the 1970s, this was driving a car with wide tires in the centerlane after a snow storm. The centerlane was usually not plowed. This resulted in slush being sprayed into the oncoming traffic.
We went slushing in the delta last night.
I tried going slushing in a honda but the tires weren't wide enough to do any good.
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A very short haircut for young males almost appearing bald. Shorter even than the legendary butch haircut of the 60s. Usually worn in the summer by active tweens.
I took my son to the barber, he got a Dali Lama.
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A neighbor who does things that are very bad for the neighborhood. Such as living in the city and have farm animals or cutting down a tree in a way as to have the tree fall into someone else yard and then having the person whose yard it fell into responsible for removal of the tree.
Good Neighbor just got some chickens to go along with the goats.
The sherriff went to talk to Good Neighbor about his tree in my yard. He said he isn't going to do a thing about it and the sherriff can't do a thing.
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An IBM mainframe operating system. Sort of like a dying language, in use but dying a long slow death.
Also means a dinosaur.
Nothing sadder than an old MVS guy still looking for a gig.
That guy working behind the counter at McDonalds is an old MVS guy.
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A nick name used by most residents of Lake County, Indiana and the East-side of Chicago for 119th street in Whiting, IN. Once a major cruising destination, its now fallen on hard times. No longer do truckloads of teenagers sit in their vechiles all night long.
Back in the day, we used to cruise the big one one nine all night in a hemi powered Cobra.
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