Bitch

Jesse Pinkmans’s favorite word to use. Bitch.

Ayo, like Mista White yo, yo wife a BITCH!

Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.

Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!

Dick sandwich

Where u put ur dick in between a sandwich and the girl eats around the dick

Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich

Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤

gay Carter

A short hobbit like character with a medium Penis, but it cannot fit in anything because its so fat. Also sucks off his best Asian friend.

Oh crap, is that a gay Carter with his asian friend slobbing???

Panti fucked

Where u have a girl over and she slobs in da knob. Then starts taking off her clothes, pants first, gets to the pantis and turns out she has a dick. To make it worse, the pp ripped right though the fabric. It was very wrinkly and looked like a carrot. Then she took her shirt off and her breasts were covered in hair. Boom panti fucked!

Yo I heard Ian got panti fucked last night. She had a bigger dick than he did!!

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