jfo

Just found out. - Used on the internet, when,

1. You discover something, or get some new info.

2. Find out the truth, behind a lie, or misconception. (coming to a higher state of understanding)

jfo about the coolest band ever - the Beatles! This is the best day of my 8 year old life.

jfo it's pronounced Kamillionaire, and not like cha-millionaire, with a chuh sound, as in chair or Cher.

jfo about that new thing happening half way around the world.

jfo my dad has another family on the other side of the country and all those business trips were just him visiting them.

jfo the other family knew about us before we knew about them.

jfo we're the other family!

jfo my mom has cancer

jfo I'm adopted...

jfo my son's biological father, is'nt me.

jfo NPH is gay.

jfo I'm gay.

jfo my girlfriend had AIDS before she met me, and she knew...

jfo I got dumped on facebook, because my girlfriend jfo she's lesbian...

jfo santa's not real.

jfo you can keep going east or west indefinitely, in circles around the earth. Even end up where you started. But you can't keep going north indefinitely, because, when you reach the north pole every direction you go in, thereafter, is south. And vice versa.

jfo I have ADD and hey do you wanna get some ice cream like right now?

How about famous people or movie characters using jfo?

Galileo: jfo the earth goes around the sun.

Columbus: JFO the earth is round and a much shorter and faster route to India.

Neo: Jfo that I'm in the Matrix. Whoa.

Charlton Heston: Jfo: This planet (of the apes) used to be Earth. So I didn't travel through space but time.... Whoa.

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wiqd

shortform for wicked

that shirt is wiqd!

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That's rich

1. Ironic, or amusingly hypocritical accusation.

An accusation that just does not work, but applies to the one accusing.

Or

2. Something false that is so outrageously off the mark, it's ridiculous or preposterous.

Just so wrong, that it's funny.

K-Fed: That's the last straw, Britney! Dammit, I made you. Remember that bitch. You're nothing without ME! If you pull this shit with me again, I'll leave you in a new york minute.

Britney: That's rich, Kevin. And new york minute was a terrible movie.

K-Fed: That's it! I'm sick of you not knowing basic English Idioms. I don't know what I ever saw in you. It's over!

OR

Eric: Yo, guys, these Mexicans in my class keep saying the dumbest shit in Spanish.

Tyler: What are they from Spain or something?

Eric: No... They're Mexicans, - they're from Mexico!

Tyler: Wait but.. they speak.. shit.

Joseph: Oh that's rich! FAIL!

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