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muppet

An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.

Pat Kelner is a Muppet.

by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003

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MONKEY FUCKER

A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.

Someone born in Nashville.

Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker

by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003

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plum

A person who believes that they are truely a football Hooligan , they dress is Stone Island , Burberry , LaCoste , Paul and Shark , Aquascutum , Henri Lloyd attire and go looking for trouble after the match.

On the slightest sign of trouble they shat their pants and run

Pat Kelner is a plum

by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003

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Numb Nuts

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.

Pat Kelner

by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003

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