whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

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the porn

Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".

"That's the porn, bro!"

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ass-slappin'

adj. exciting, great, excellent.

"Come to my party, it'll be an ass-slappin' good time," said Mandy.

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pulping

a beating

The bullies gave John quite a pulping yesterday because he refused to give them his lunch money.

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