emo kid

Emo kids are easy to identify. They all have a swoop type haircut just like every member of Hawthorne Heights. They wear unresonably tight clothes, and the men are built like ken dolls(i.e. flat in the front) Usually have painted finger nails and both genders shave their legs. They also wear an unreasonable amount of eyeliner. Are usually seen in the mall in large groups that are dressed similairly (like a gang, except if they were all gay and just came off an assembly line). They like to draw attention to themselves by yelling random things such as "monkey nipple" and "ghoneria" thinking its funny, but they are just being chimmers. They think they are acting "original" but they just mimic what they see on MTV. They claim to be emotional but are just panzies. They tend to pour all their "emotions" into a diary. They "cut" themselves because their perfect surburban life is too hard.

Following the example of the band members from Hawthorne Heights, little Timmy went in the bathroom and began to cut himself, he is now an emo kid.

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