Viktor

The name of a guy that sits at the front of the class who cant say a bloody word. When the teacher asks him a question, the replies with ewnfgvburnhurtgnghonrgu9bwe=gfo=erngtrh=brthmrimmcds.

Teacher: What is a CPU Viktor?
Viktor: degbfgrbmefpmfipgmeapiotdfafgrpbf

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Mihai

A guy who has long hair and sits to the right of Joe Owl. He told some fat guy with glasses that he has COVID. A week later, he was diagnosed with covid in his ear-itis.

Mihai: I HAVE COVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat guy with glasses: could you please stand over there, away from me?

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