Random Tandem

This is when two random things happen at the same time.

For example two complete strangers falling over in the same area at the same time. Or two people saying an unusual phrase at the same time like "I poke bagers with spoons" That is random tandem!

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Coney

With reference to Coney Island, Brooklyn NY. As the area is populated generally by freaks and weirdo's , this term refers to a person who is not of the norm.

Said to a strange person - "Oh my God you are such a coney!"

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Pint Pot

A northern term to describe a pint glass

"Just pass me that pint pot!"

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DOA

Diminish On Approach - when someone appears to be good looking from a distance but when you see them close up they are a complete munter!

"oh, he looks cute... oh he's coming over! Abort! It's DOA! RUN!"

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Wee Palace

A wee palace is an alternative term used to describe the toilet or bathroom

"Please excuse me, I'm just popping to the wee palace!"

Dirty Cock Syndrome

When one displays signs of a sore throat, possibly as the result of giving oral pleasure to a man who may be unclean

"Dirty slag! You aint ill, just got a bit of dirty cock syndrome from sucking off the bin man!"

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