Zune Crazy

After buying a 120 GB Zune and having the power to upload infinitely from the internet with torrents, you go crazy with uploading, and fill 20 GB of that Zune in the first day with music you plan to get around listening to, but there's so much music you spend most of your time listening to these bands and therefore, called Zune Crazy.

Mark: Hey guys, what band do you think is the best band to come out of this decade?

Scott: Uhh I don't know, Coldplay?

Jim: Coldplay sucks! It would probably be either Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, The Mars Volta, or Animal Collective. Some other good choices would be TV On The Radio, The Black Keys or MGMT.

Scott: Damn how do you remember so many of those bands off the top of your head?

Mark: Don't ask him, he's Zune Crazy.

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fexting

It looks like you're texting someone, when really you're just hitting random buttons on your phone to make it seem like you're doing something and have friends to talk to, to avoid looking like a loser or a loner. It's often done when you're alone in public places, or when you're with a bunch of people you don't really know.

Nick: Hey, tell Jake to come and talk to us instead of texting everyone else.
Jon: His texting is blocked, he's probably just fexting so he doesn't look like a loser in front of Nicole. I mean he's too shy to talk to her, but he doesn't want to look like he's bored and has no friends.

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Shred the Gnar

When you beat the high score for that level on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater dude!!!!!!!

Tom: Dude I just shred the gnar on that level with Bam Margera!!!!!

Mike: Douschebag!

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