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When you're having anal sex, and it's so rough that it feels like there is a little guy in there karate punching your insides.
So I was butt fucking this girl last night. When we were done, she told me that I give some of the most brutal anal karate she's ever had.
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The recommended amount of penis a woman should have daily to avoid the symptoms of depression, anxiety, and low self esteem.
I noticed that Jane had been a bit down in the dumps recently, so I gave her a dose of dick. It cheered her right up!
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A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.
I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.
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Mexican tin foot happens when you work a double shift and your feet feel like they are made of metal afterward.
Dude, I'm gonna have to work 14 hours today, I'll probably end up with Mexican tin foot.
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The worst hamburger ever. Reserved for that one-in-a-million hamburger that is so gross that you can't even eat it.
Dude you are the worst chef ever. No I'm not going to eat your Japanese Hamburger!