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Doing the laundry

Help bro I'm stuck in the washing machine.

I was doing the laundry yesterday and I enjoyed it.

by Joe Seff February 28, 2025


The 64

Just like in 1964 black women can't enter the white only bathroom. Solution bust white nut on her face.

I gave my girlfriend the 64 to get her a job.

by Joe Seff February 28, 2025


BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.

Watching that brown whale made me throw up.

by Joe Seff February 21, 2025


Julia Conner

Do you like Optimus prime this person sure does

I love Optimus prime like a Julia Conner.

by Joe Seff February 28, 2025


New shiny rim

When you eat a guy's ass rim.
New shiny rims's: imagine a reverse 69

I gave this guy a new shiny rim.

by Joe Seff February 28, 2025


Lucky Cums

When you replace the white milk with white nut in your Lucky charms.

My papa made me a delicious bowl of lucky cums.

by Joe Seff February 28, 2025


Mortars

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

I love to use mortars after hours

by Joe Seff February 28, 2025