sexercise

Any exercise that has limited benefits for physical fitness, but boosts one's sexual attractiveness or performance. The classic examples are bicep/forearm curls (for guys; these are purely for show), the hip abductor/adductor machines (for women; it's obviously translatable to how snugly you can squeeze a guy's penis), and any sort of ab crunch thingy.

Don't fool yourself into thinking those hip adductors will make you lose weight; it's just a silly sexercise.

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conversate

to have a casual chat that ultimately leads to casual sex

"I wasn't cheating on my wife with her, she and I would just hang out and conversate every so often."

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