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magic underwear

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

by Joe Smith January 15, 2005

430πŸ‘ 271πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Joey

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.

After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.

by Joe Smith September 1, 2004

62πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


Gayballer

One who exhibits gay pride. The act of being gay. Not just "in the closet" gay but has to display a very flamboyant gayness that is normally seen at gayday parades or on "Will and Grace". A gayballer is also very promiscuous and will take it anywhere, anytime and from anyone.

Southwest Airlines executive:
"Male fight attendents are typically guilty of gayballing in that they all fuck each other from city to city in these mass gayballer slamfest orgies"

by Joe Smith November 18, 2003

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.

Man, I have some serious vagina envy.

by Joe Smith December 4, 2003

148πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!

by Joe Smith December 5, 2003

9583πŸ‘ 3703πŸ‘Ž


Lupah

A she wolf in heat during the mating season.

Boy that lupah can sure get it on!

by Joe Smith December 11, 2003

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


head bobber

An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)

Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

17πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž