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The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.
The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.
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Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.
Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.
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the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all
Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite
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a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war
i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls
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The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.
Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.
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An effeminate homosexual male; a fairy.
"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."
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someone who sucks at life...really badly
that noob is a dansux
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