superbowl

1) Based on Roman Gladiator theme, championship of Sport where Gigantic human beings try to crush each other for the sake of passing a gigantic almond shaped ball over a desired stripe of white turf. People from countries outside the US will try to dismiss it as Rugby with pads, but I don't think Joe Theisman was wearing a pad on that leg that snapped in two on National Television. Braveheart couldn't have done it better.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.

1)Bill Belichick loves the superbowl so much that he begins videotaping the day before the game, just to have something to show the grandkids. He taped the Jets only to remember this momentous season.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.

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