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When you dry hump your girlfriend.
Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.
Someone who is always looking at your junk.
Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.
When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.
So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.
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