red-eye-jedi

When someone is laying on their back passed out drunk during a party, someone pulls down their pants and hovers their asshole directly over the sleeping victims nose. Two people go on each side of the sleeping drunk and scream "Cops!" in each ear. The startling noise frightens the drunk who sits up abruptly and sticks their nose right up the hovering poop shoot.

He won't talk to us because he inhaled a cling-on up his nose when we gave him that red-eye-jedi last weekend

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