powerbook

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.

My PowerBook 100 from 1991 starts in 10 seconds and shuts down in 1 second. Dang that's fast.

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pibcak

The EvilN way of saying "PEBKAC".

"I add on $5 PIBCAK tax."

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Ditech.com

the most annoying fucking thing in the world. it should die.

Lost another loan to ditech!

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Lube Love

anal love making... gotta have that lube.

We used a whole tube o' lube last night while making some sweet lube love.

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slut fitzgerald

gay teacher that runs with her chubby behind lagging in front of her

Everybody hold slut fitzgerald's fat ass!

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clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

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zzub

zzub is backwards for a fucking buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer

im getting a zzub from this dip.

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