winkie

A pee-pee

And he pulled out his WINKIE and told her it was a strawberry ice-cream cone!

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guinea pig

An animal cute enough to eat, unfortunatly when you do you have no more friend.

DON'T EAT YOUR GUINEA PIG! again

1023👍 224👎

hippo

See Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell is a hippo!

608👍 188👎

Fiddle Castro

The Dictator who Fiddles with Cuba

Fiddle Castro beat the devil who came down to Georgia in a Fiddling contest and won the entire country of Cuba!

18👍 12👎

Larry the Cable Guy

A funny comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Blue Collar TV. Anyone who thinks the things he says arent funny should be shot.

Thats funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DONE!

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hockey dad

A guy who will beat the shit out of the other hockey dad!

Hockey Dad vs Hockey Dad
Winner:Hockey Dad

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running of the balls

When a hurricane of sperm goes all over the place

Are you ready to outrun the semen in the running of the balls than cum on and run.

17👍 6👎