Tagging Whales

The act of having sex with fat chicks.
Contrary to rule number one.

Joe was so drunk this weekend that he didn't remember tagging whales.

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Cum Lung

A throat and upper respiratory ailment that results from sucking a lot of dick. Symptoms include congestion, a hacking cough, crying, bitching, moaning, and occasionally death. Affects women and gay men. Can be treated by such maneuvers as a donkey punch, a white dragon, and the danza slap.

Jen was being a bigger bitch than usual so Joe assumed she was suffering from the cum lung and danza slapped her.

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Bang and Kick

The philosophy of life and sexual relations, where after banging a female, the male proceeds to kick her(usually metaphorically). Kicking can refer to actual physical abuse, but in most situations simply means abandoning said woman. Proponents of this philosophy say that if eliminates many of life's problems. This process is meant to be applied to "stupid bitches" when the man does not want any more contact after the act. Often shortened as BK. See also hit it and quit it and hit and run.

Joe and Karen made sweet love last night, but since Joe is a strong advocate of the Bang and Kick theory, he expelled Karen from his apartment shortly afterward.

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