Midge

a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.

oh my god its midge!

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chaffiage

any type of sourness inflicted on the body as a result from a harsh rubbing of two body parts. It will produce a red sore which is best treated with generous vasaline application. Can be rated as well.

oi duck, ive got at least 7/10 on the chaffiage scale

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