Tear My Zorch

When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.

Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”

Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”

Flute The Goot

Actually blowing on the schlong while administering a Blowjob

She looked like she’d be good, but then she flute the goot.

The Maestroke

Swinging your dick like you’re composing a symphony.

Example 1: I’m gonna go do The Maestroke later. It helps my creativity flow.

Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.

Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.

Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.

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