Gronk

Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.

Man, this stupid smart phone doesn't work ever; it's about time I gronk it and get me a new one.!

Eargasm

Verb. The spine tingling sensation one feels when getting a really good dig in the ear with a Q-tip.

I was cleaning my ears out after my shower and o got a fantastic eargasm in my right ear.

Eargasm

Verb. The spine tingling sensation one feels when getting a really good dig in the ear with a Q-tip.

I was cleaning my ears out after my shower and o got a fantastic eargasm in my right ear.