The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.

Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.

Skillage

"Skillage" is a word/phrase that is normally said after an act of skill has been accomplished. It is also an adjective similar to skillful.

That flip was skillage, bruv!