yellowhammer

We call people from Wilmington Illinois Yellowhammers, because at one time the hillbillies there were inbreeding. When I asked a chick where she was from, and she said Wilmington. I asked does she have any bruncles (brother+uncle)

if you say hes my brother/uncle and you are from Willmington Illinois. You ARE a yellowhammer......

If you say Hi Bruncle Tom, and are from Wilmington Illinois, you ARE a yellowhammer

If you look at your teen daughter and think shes do-able, and you are from Wilmington Il, you ARE a yellowhammer
(if you are from elsewhere, you should be hung from a tree, including Wilmington Illinois)

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